I am here today to provide, via an exclusive and unnamed source, the first explanation that can completely exonerate Gonzales.
You may recall Gonzales testifying that he and James Comey and Ashcroft were discussing “other intelligence activities”, not the warrantless wiretap program.
In the same testimony, Gonzales indicated that he was not completely free, for National Security reasons, to disclose all the information that could potentially clear his reputation.
He says there was one, and only one, “intelligence activity” discussed at that meeting: the warrantless wiretap program. James Comey has offered testimony that suggests he would back Mueller’s story
The White House wants you to know (click on Press Briefing for July 31st) that no perjury occurred.
To the casual observer, it would appear that either Gonzales or Mueller have stepped in something, and it ain’t the truth.
However, I’m here to announce, as a relieved citizen/journalist, that I have gained access to new information which seems to clear the Attorney General completely.
To explain everything, I’ll have to go into deep background.
Our story begins at the Groom Lake, Nevada facility (a location popularly known as Area 51), where it has always been rumored that the US Government has maintained a number of secret resources.
It has been suggested that some of these resources are UFO-related.
As it turns out, the rumors are true.
But not quite the way everyone thinks.
It was always the story that the first alien encounter occurred near Roswell, New Mexico in 1947, but that is not actually true.
“You will dress only in attire specially sanctioned by M.I.B. special services. You'll conform to the identity we give you. Eat where we tell you. Live where we tell you. From now on, you'll have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way. Your entire image is crafted to leave no lasting memory with anyone you encounter. You are a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu, and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist. You were never even born. Anonymity is your name, silence is your native tongue. You are no longer part of the system. You are above the system, over it, beyond it. We're "them." We're "they." We are the Men In Black.”
--Rip Torn, as Zed in “Men In Black”
As it turns out, Zed’s “fictional” quote is the exact literal truth.
There is a Men In Black agency.
And it is located at Area 51.
And I have the proof.
Check out this page from the Federation of American Scientists’ website.
At the very bottom of the page is satellite imagery showing “New Construction-South Base”; and you can see the construction of what is purported to be a small weapons storage area, which was operating in March of 1998.
This was actually just four months, my source tells me, after the first alien encounter, where Bill Clinton agreed to allow the United States to serve as a refuge for a race of aliens suffering from an environmental disaster on their home planet.
Take a look at this enlarged photograph of the facility (click on the top image to enlarge). What do you see?
A central “landing pad” surrounded by five hangar-like structures, that’s what.
In the upper left of the image is the human entrance to the underground facility, and to the right are the administration and security buildings.
To the right of the “landing pad”, where the arrow-like pattern lines on the ground meet, is the alien reception center. To the extreme left are the two auxiliary landing strips, although just as with human spaceflight, most takeoffs, and many landings, are vertical.
A series of cover stories have been floated over the past several years to cover the new activity-including rumors that the facility is going to close.
As you saw in the movie, we have been able to benefit greatly from the technology that we have been offered by our new extraterrestrial friends, and this is where the story finally all comes together.
As it turns out, Gonzales actually was there to talk to Ashcroft about an intelligence activity so secret, so unbelievable, that even here the exact nature of the program cannot be disclosed.
The program was so secret, that neither Comey, nor Ashcroft, nor Mueller could be trusted with the secret after it was disclosed.
And this is why Gonzales was forced to use that “flashy thing” (the Neuralizer) from the movie to erase their memories; and then plant the false story that they had been talking about the warrantless wireless program the whole time.
And that’s the entire, “God’s honest truth” story.
Gonzales did go to the hospital that night to discuss an intelligence activity other than the warrantless wiretap program, for National Security reasons he cannot disclose the nature of the activities, and the activities are so secret that all the other participants had their memories erased and a false story planted as a precaution.
Now, does that clear everything up fpr you?
No further questions?
If so, thank you for your attention, and have a nice day.
Do you have further questions?
If so, I need you to look closely at this ligh........